Team Ginx

Michiel is the “guvner”, he who must be obeyed and the king of the Brompton bike. Michiel is to blame for MTV being absolutely everywhere and doing the same with Ginx! Michiel’s pastimes include moaning about the British weather (he’s from the Netherlands … what has he got to moan about) and wishing he had a real man’s car!

Damian ensures we all get paid and keeps the debt collectors at bay. When he’s not hiding money (and bodies) under the carpet he likes to spend time on our balcony contemplating what the production team have spent the rent on.

James (aka The Warden) turns up in the morning hurls abuse at the producers and then goes home! James drives a real man’s car!

Tony is in charge of finding lovely people who like to give us money for our channel. No one here knows what Tony looks like because he is constantly flying around the world looking for deals! He has phoned the office a couple of times and from the sound of his voice and his direct management style we have deduced he is from the north.

Adam looks after The Blurb and is currently under investigation for crimes against humanity. When Adam isn’t worrying about the delivery of game code you can find him crying in the Ginx toilet. Adam has a man crush on Nathan Drake from Uncharted and wishes he was old enough to actually remember the 80’s

Simon produces the Planet of the Apps … we say produce … what we mean by that is that he will leave it all to the last minute and then get everyone to do the work for him. Hang on … that is producing! Simon’s hobbies include creating new pandemic viruses from the mess he leaves on his desk.

Softly spoken Gareth is a shy retiring type who likes to hide his talent … oh hang on this is Gareth Damain Martin … this guy has an aversion to  exclamation marks, West London and rugby shirts, all of which bring him out in hives. Gareth is also a hipster … nuff said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris likes nothing better than spending the entire day as his alter ego Christopher Walken. When he is not re-enacting scenes from Deer Hunter and Pulp Fiction he actually likes to write about computer games. However Chris refuses to play any AAA titles and insists that all games delivered to Ginx are specially ported to SNES.

On the face of it Stephen has the best job at Ginx … mostly because he doesn’t have to come into the office. Unfortunately we only send him the games none of us would touch with a barge pole or on a platform that doesn’t work.

Luke looks after all our social media  and is also our resident psychopath shield. He has the lovely job of ensuring the nutters don’t find us, chop us up into tiny pieces and leave our remains in jars. We don’t think Luke is going to last long in this job … probably best we don’t get too close to him! 

Quinny is broadcasting legend and mean Super Street Fighter player. When Quinny isn’t keeping Ginx on-air he happily tours the London Transport System looking for congestion!

Matti is a technical genius who keeps Ginx on-air. He also spends his spare time repairing Pakistani / Indian relations and perfecting his silky negotiation skills with our suppliers.

George used to be the Ginx Production Co-Ordinator before he deserted Production for the glamorous life of Affiliate Marketing. George specialises in spending a fortune on Simpsons Tapped Out, insisting playing Magic: The Gathering isn’t nerdy and showing his pants! 

Luke is a Ginx stalwart, the backbone of the company and a real trooper. He’s also one step away from having an “episode” and embarking on a murderous killing spree around the office. In his spare time he likes to whittle wood and count his ammunition. 

Minesh is the undisputed office FIFA champion and a keen Manchester United fan. So no one likes him! In his spare time he likes to pray to the ghost of Alex Ferguson and perfecting his “game” with the ladies. Unfortunately for him his “game” is less Man Utd and more Accrington Stanley